Big Shot Special Shoujo Kakumei Utena

( A kind of Utena/Cowboy Bebop crossover parody )

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Punch: Hello there, partners !

Judy: Do you want to catch the big one with lots of cash on 
their heads ?

Punch: If you do, come watch us in...

BIG SHOT FOR THE BOUNTY HUNTERS

Punch: Where you can capture any criminals with bounty on 
their heads. And now, for today' s 
news. Our outlaw for today are......... The Student Counsil 
Of The Ohtori Academy.

Judy: This band of bandits have cause many ruined lives on 
students and teachers that no one 
could stop them or even face them.

Punch: Until someone, who remain annonymous, decide to stop 
them by putting a bounty on each of 
the Student Counsil member' s head.

Judy: And now, for the profile of those outlaws. Let' s 
roll the slide !

PROFILE OF THE CRIMINALS

Suspect no. 1: Touga Kiryuu
Sex: Male
Date Of Birth: June 4th
Blood Type: A
Age: 17 years old
Hairs: Red
Eyes: Blue
Sign: Gemini
Nationality: Japonesse
Characteristic: Manipulative, seductor, arrogant, abuser
Ability: Seduction, good swordman
Wanted For: Abuse of others, destruction of live, possible 
violation of others
Status: Leader of the Student Counsil
Worth: 7 180 000 Woolongs

Suspect no. 2: Kyouichi Saionji
Sex: Male
Date Of Birth: August 25th 
Blood Type: O
Age: 17 years old
Hairs: Dark Green
Eyes: Violet
Sign: Virsago
Nationality: Japonesse
Characteristic: Manipulative, violant, arrogant
Ability: Good swordman, manipulate others
Wanted For: Violation and abuse of others, destruction of 
lives
Status: Member of the Student Counsil
Worth: 4 769 000 Woolongs

Suspect no. 3: Juri Arisugawa
Sex: Female
Date Of Birth: December 1st
Blood Type: A
Age: 16 years old
Hairs: Orange
Eyes: Blue
Sign: Sagitarrus
Nationality: Japonesse
Characteristic: Cold, vicious, ambitious
Ability: Good swordwoman, good economics skill
Wanted For: Abuse of others, destruction of live, posssible 
stealing of money
Status: Member of the Student Counsil
Worth: 3 471 000 Woolongs

Suspect no. 4: Miki Kaoru
Sex: Male
Date Of Birth; May 28th
Blood Type: O
Age: 13 years old
Hairs: Blue
Eyes: Green
Sign: Gemini
Nationality: Japonesse
Characteristic: loveable, good, helpfull
Ability: Smart, good swordman, good economics skill
Wanted For: Being an accomplice of the Student Counsil
Status: Member of the Student Counsil
Worth: 3 600 Woolongs

Suspect no. 5: Nanami Kiryuu
Sex: Female
Date Of Birth: August 8th
Blood Type: B
Age: 14 years old
Hairs: Blonde
Eyes: Violet
Sign: Leo
Nationality: Japonesse
Characteristics: Jalouse, possessive, manipulative
Ability: Good swordwoman, manipulate others
Wanted For: Slavery, abuse of others, destruction of life
Status: Member of the Student Counsil
Worth: 490 000 Woolongs

Judy: Also, these outlaws must be caught either alive or 
dead.

Punch: As we speak, the Student Counsil are still in Ohtori 
Academy, located in the planet 
Uranus.

Judy: Now, that' s all for today, folks.

Punch: And remember, if you want to win big money...

Judy & Punch: Please stay tune for the next BIG SHOT FOR 
THE BOUNTY HUNTERS.

Judy: See you, space cowboy.

Written by: Francis Doyon
cowboybebop2@caramail.com
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