The *AKIO* Horror Picture Show SCIENCE FICTION/DUELLIST FEATURE (was: Science Fiction Double Feature) Usherette(lips): Ikuhara was ill, when The Ends of the Earth Stood Still And he told them where to stand. And Utena was there In duelling underwear, Anshi had one hell of a tan... Then something went boom For Sayonji and Chuchu; They got caught in a size-changing jam. Then at a deadly pace They Duelled in... Outer Space. And this is how their message ran: Chorus: Science fiction, duellist feature Rijichou X will screw a creature. See androids fighting Tenjou and Anshi... In Akio's pants...it's getting antsy Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh At the late night, Akio Horror, picture show. Chorus: Science fiction, duellist feature Rijichou X will fuck a creature. See androids fighting Tenjou and Anshi... In Akio's pants...it's getting antsy. Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh At the late night, Akio Horror, picture show. I wanna go Oh Oh Oh To the late night Akio Horror picture show, By M-O, Oh Oh Oh To the late night Akio Horror picture show, In the back row Oh Oh Oh To the late night, double feature, picture show! Ohtori Student> Here they come! (Students cheer and throw rice) Photographer> Let's get a picture. Close together now. The folks and then the grandparents. Just of the close family. Ahhh, hold that. Beautiful. And... (snap) Haruka> I guess we finally did it, huh. Utena> I don't think there's any doubt about that. You and Michiru have been almost inseparable since you met in Dr. Mikage's refresher class. Haruka> Well, to tell you the truth, Ten'jou, that's the only reason I showed up in the first place. Michiru> OK, min'na, this is it! Haruka> Well, Michiru's going to throw the bouquet... Anshi> Oh, my...I got it! Haruka> Hey, Ten'jou...looks like it could be your turn next, eh? Utena> I'm not a lesbian! Haruka> If you say so. See you, Ten'jou. Guess we better get going now, Michiru...come on, hop in. Anshi> Oh, Utena-sama, wasn't it wonderful? Wasn't Michiru-san radiantly beautiful? I can't believe it...an hour ago she was just plain old Kaiou Michiru...and now...now she's Mrs. Kaiou Michiru... Utena> Yes, Himemiya, Haruka is a lucky girl...guy...whatever. Anshi> Hai, Utena-sama. Ohtori Student> I always cry at weddings. Utena> Everyone knows how talented Michiru is. Anshi> Hai, Utena-sama. Utena> And Haruka will certainly be successful in racing for sure. Anshi> Hai, Utena-sama. DAMMIT ANSHI (was: Damnit, Janet) Utena> Hey, Himemiya? Anshi> Hai, Utena-sama? Utena> I've got something to say... Anshi> Uh huh... Utena> I really love the...bashful way...you shamed the other students...into giving making you a bride...with a bouquet. Anshi> Oh, Utena-sama... Utena> The water was cold but I took it, (Anshi) The duel was quite hard but I won it, (Anshi) The rose was right there and I cut it, (Anshi) I've one thing to say and it's Damnit, Anshi, I won you... The duelling was weird but I did it, (Anshi) There's no fire in your heart, so I fan it, (Anshi) If there's one Victor for you then I am it, (Anshi) I've one thing to say and it's Damnit, Anshi, I won you... Here's the ring that proves that I'm the Victor... There's two ways that duels can go... You can lose or win over and over... Oh A-N-S-H-I I won you so-oooo... Anshi> You beat up the bad Seitokaichou (Tenjou) And won all the duels with quite a show (Tenjou) You're now the Victor and I know (Tenjou) I've one thing to say and it's Tenjou, you know, I belong to you! Ten'jou... Utena> Aya... Anshi> I'm yours... Utena> Himemiya... Anshi> For you! Utena> What can I do? Utena/Anshi> There's just one more thing to do - ah - oo! Utena> And that's to head back to Ohtori! (Anshi) And avoid like hell the Observatory (Anshi) Feed Chuchu and read him a story (Anshi) Now I've one thing to say and it's Damnit, Anshi, let's go home... Damnit...Anshi... Anshi> Ten'jou, let's go... Utena> Damnit, Anshi... Both> Let's..go...hooooooooome [Scene Break] Juri> I would like, ah, if I may, to take you on a strange journey. It seemed like a fairly ordinary night when Utena Ten'jou and her Bride (of the Rose) Himemiya Anshi...two healthy but not exactly normal kids, left the church that Sunday evening, to go back to their school, Ohtori Gakuen. It's true there were dark storm clouds, heavy black and pendulous, towards which they were riding. It's true, also, that they had no spare tires for their bicycles, but being in a hurry they weren't going to let that ruin their trip home...but it would soon become a night they were going to remember for a very long time... [Scene Shift]: Utena and Anshi riding bikes back to Ohtori. Anshi> Gosh, Utena-sama...that's the third motorcycle that's passed us. I wonder where they're going in this weather... [As motorcyclist drives by, a VERY rapid and quiet version of the Seitokai organ music plays in the background, then fades as he rides off.] Utena> Well, they must not take their lives seriously then. Anshi> What's wrong, Utena-sama? Utena> I think we took the wrong path a ways back... Anshi> Taihen da...where did the motorcyclist come from, then? Utena> I dunno...maybe we should head back... Anshi> Hai, Utena-sama... Aya! I think I have a tire out... Utena> Aaaaaaaaah! Damnit, mine too! I knew we should have taken the left turn at Juuban...Anyhow, you sit tight, Himemiya...I'll go get some help. Anshi> Hai, Utena-sama...but where are you going to go? Utena> Didn't we pass a floating, upside-down castle back on the road a bit? Maybe they have a telephone we can use... Anshi> Utena-sama, I should go with you... Utena> Eh? Nande, Himemiya? No sense in both of getting lost... Anshi> Hai, Utena-sama...I'll simply sit back and worry until you arrive. Utena> Alright, alright, Himemiya... OVER AT THE UPSIDE-DOWN PALACE (was: OVER AT THE FRANKENSTEIN PLACE) Anshi> In the velvet darkness, Of the blackest night, Shining bright, there's a glowing tower... And it's hanging...upside do-oown... Both> There's a light... Chorus> In the upside down palace! Both> There's a li-i-i-ight... Chorus> Hanging upside-down in space! Both> There's a light, a light... And it's hanging, defying gravity... Touga> The duellists must come...up the stairs, to the arena... Flow water slow, let the gates fall...into the pond... Into the pooooooo-oooond.... Both> There's a light... Chorus> In the upside-down palace! Both> There's a li-i-i-i-ight... Chorus> Hanging upside-down in space! There's a li-i-ight, a li-i-ight, Both> And it's hanging...defying gravity... [Fade out, then in on Juri in library] Juri> And so, it seemed that fortune had smiled on Ten'jou and Anshi and that they had found the assisstance that their plight required. Or had they? [Circle out, then in on Utena and Anshi standing at the door in the rain] Anshi> Utena-sama, I'm cold and scared... Utena> Wait a minute, Himemiya... Touga> Hello. Utena> Thank god! Boku wa Ten'jou Utena...this is Himemiya Anshi. I wonder if you could help us...our bikes have flats down the road and we wanted to use your phone to call for a ride... Touga> You're wet. Anshi> It's raining. Utena> Yes. Touga> Yes...I think perhaps you better both come... inside. Anshi> You're very kind. Utena-sama, kowai...where are we... [Note: for ease of production, the inside of the Maboroshi no Shirou looks like the inside sets of the mansion from RHPS, with an Utena "twist". Use your imagination. Nothing is inverted, however, except the outside of the castle.] Utena> Probably some kind of testing place for rich physicists. Anshi> Hai, Utena-sama. Touga> This way. Anshi> Are you having a celebration? Touga. You've arrived on a very special night. It's one of the Rijichou's...affairs. Anshi> Oh. He must be a lucky man. [Nanami, in a BAD maid's costume with a HUGE ASS orange bow in the back, enters] Nanami> You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we'll all get lucky! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOO! [There is the sound of a clock striking the hour, I believe 7 or 8pm] THE DUEL GAME (was: THE TIME WARP) Touga> It's astounding; Time is fleeting; Madness...takes its toll. But listen closely... Nanami> Not for very much longer! Touga> I've got to...keep control... [Editorial note: Those are the best lyrics in the entire movie. As such I can't change them. ^_^] Touga> I can remember...playing the Duel game... Slashing...those roses when The swords would flash near me! Nanami> And the bells would be ringing! [In this song, the 'Chorus' refers to a group of Ohtori students, like the Unconventional Conventionalists in the movie] Chorus> Let's play the duel game again! Let's play the duel game again! [Any mention of Juri is a quick cut to the narrator's room. She provides choreography with her sword and a tackle dummy shaped like Shiori] Juri> It's just a thrust to the left... Chorus> And then a slash to the right! Juri> You put your hands on the hilt... Chorus> And grip it really tight! But it's the slash and thrust... That really drives you insa-a-a-aaaane... Let's play the duel game again! Let's play the duel game again! Nanami> It's so dreamy...Oniisama, free me! No one can beat me...no, not at all... In the duelling contention, with Pyhrric intentions With my main-gauche, I'll stab all! Touga> With a bit of a back flip, Nanami> Be careful you don't slip! Touga> And winning...brings lots of fame. Nanami> Make a perfect incision... Touga> Revolution's our intention! Chorus> Let's play the duel game again! Let's play the duel game again! [Of course, Wakaba enters. Most of her fuku is covered in sequins like Columbia's vest and hat] Wakaba> Well I was watching Sayonji, his eyes and his clothes, When this weird professor made me a Black Rose! He gave me a sword, put me in the duel game, His smile was all weird, I was never the same! I fought and I lost, but we had a blast! Duelling's all, though it never lasts! Chorus> Let's play the duel game again! Let's play the duel game again! Juri> It's just a thrust to the left... Chorus> And a slash to the right! Juri> You put your hands on the hilt, Chorus> And grip it real tight! But it's the slash and thrust, that really drives you insa-a-aaane... Let's play the duel game again! Let's play the duel game again! [Small interlude: Wakaba tap-dances ala Cloumbia] Chorus> Let's play the duel game again! Let's play the duel game again! Juri> [flustered] It's just a thrust to the left! Chorus> And then a slash to the right! Juri> You put your hands on the hilt, Chorus> And you grip it real tight! But it's the slash and thrust, That really drives you insa-a-aaane... Let's play the duel game again! Let's play the duel game again! Anshi> Utena-sama... Utena> [nodding] Don't you know any OTHER dances? This one's making us nervous... Anshi> [shivering] Utena-sama, kowai! Utena> [blink] Get a grip, Himemiya! Anshi> It's so scary here...gomen, Utena-sama... Utena> It's just a party, Himemiya. [Wakaba dances by] A very WEIRD party... Anshi> Hai, Utena-sama...it's just worrying me. Utena> [flinch] Well, we can't go anywhere until we find a phone anyhow. Anshi> Isn't there someone we can ask? Utena> Maybe we should wait until the musical number is done. Anshi> [resigned, manipulative sigh] Hai, Utena-sama. Utena> [flinch] They're probably just...doing some kind of native folk dance or whatever. I mean, LOOK at this place! [sweeps hand to encompass room] Anshi> Hai, Utena-sama...I just worry when I'm scared. Utena> [blinks at that comment, then:] I'll protect you, Himemiya. [And now the part you've all been waiting for: Akio in Frank's teddy! H.H] SWEET RIJICHOU (was: SWEET TRANSVESTITE) Akio> How do you do, I see you've met my faithful [sensual smirk] kaichou. He's just a little bishounen, because around here, we like that sort of thing. Don't get strung out, by the way I pose! Don't judge a man by his lovers! I'm fully clothed by the light of day, but by night I'm hot under the covers... I'm just a sweet Rijichou from onmisexual...Ohtori Gakuen...yeahyeah. Lemme...show you around, Maybe play you a sound? You look like you're both...pretty horny! Or if you want something visual! That's not...too abyssmal. We can take in a steamy...porn movie! [On "porn movie", Akio holds up various "softcore" Utena ads] Utena> [Visibly frightened by this] I'm glad we caught you at home! Can we use your phone? We'll just get a ride and scurry. Anshi> Hai. Utena> We'll just say where we are, and call for a car. Our classmates must be starting to worry... Akio> Well, you had some flats? Well! [grin at camera] How 'bout that. Well, dearies, don't you panic... By the end of the night, you'll all be alright, I'll show you pleasures extremely phallic! I'm just a sweet Rijichou From omnisexual...Ohtori Gaken! Why don't you...stay for the night? Touga> [Echo in a harsh whisper] Night. Akio> Or maybe...a bite? Nanami> [echo, whisper, bares fangs] Bite. Akio> I can show you my current obsession... I've been making a Prince, With violet hair and a tan, And he's good for giving an...erection! I'm just a sweet Rijichou From omnisexual Ohtori Gakuen! Hey! Hey! I'm just a sweet Rijichou Touga, Wakaba, Nanami> Rijichou! Akio> From, omni-SEXUAL! Touga, Wakaba, Nanami> Ohtori! Akio> [spoken, EXTREMELY sexy] So, come up to my lab, We'll put you on the slab. And get the shivers from mastur.. [huge pause] ...bation. But maybe the rain, Will get in the way, So get off those clothes... (chuckle) And let us see ya! [Touga and Nanami both start to undress Utena and Anshi, who react in a relatively shocked manner. Utena smacks Touga repeatedly but he doesn't stop] Anshi> Utena-sama! Utena> Errrr, uhhh...let's just see what happens, Himemiya, for now. Wakaba> Slower! It's too nice a job to rush! Utena> Errrr, right. [eyes Wakaba suspiciously] Boku wa Ten'jou Utena...this is Himemiya Anshi. You are? Wakaba> [grinning] You're very lucky to get invited up to Akio's laboratory. Most people don't make it any farther than the bedroom. Utena> [VERY suspicious] Have you? Wakaba> [smug smile] Oh, yes. [Touga pours wine into a glass, then takes a long quaff from the bottle before letting it fall to the floor. One of Nanami's henchman catches it before it hits, then slinks out of the shot embarassedly, everyone looking at her.] Touga> Come along, the master doesn't like to be kept waiting. Anshi> [to Columbia] Are you his Bride? Touga> The master has not yet married...nor do I expect he ever really will. We are merely his...[languid, sensual pause] servants. Anshi> [faint blush] Ah... [The elevator reaches the top floor: Akio is waiting in a lab coat] Akio> Nanami-kun, Wakaba-kun, go...[smirk] assist the Seitokaichou. I'll take care of the guests...[wicked grin, extends hand to Utena] Utena> [refusing to be baited] Boku wa Ten'jou Utena, [points to Himemiya] she's Himemiya Anshi, my friend. Anshi> [blink] Friend? Utena> [firm] Friend. Anshi> [blink] Hai, Utena-sama. Akio> [grins, outright *licks* Anshi's hand] Enchante. [Anshi almost visibly shivers; if Akio even notices it then it only makes the grin wider] Akio> Well, then! [smirk] What charming underclothes you both have...but here, put these on. [hands both girls their respective gowns from ep. 3 "On The Night of the Ball"] They'll make you feel less...vulnerable. It's not often we receive such lovely visitors here, let alone offer them... [yet another pregnant, sensual pause] hospitality. Utena> [She's had enough] Hospitality? Ano NA! All we wanted was to use the damn phone, a very simple thing you apparently don't care about. Anshi> [shocked, but she secretly likes Utena like this] Utena-sama... Utena> Himemiya! Alright. [grumbles, crosses her arms over her chest] Akio> [He's just eating this up] How *forceful* you are, Ten'jou...such a perfect example of princehood! So...dominant. [The students up on the balcony find this immensely amusing] You must be awfully...[sly wink] proud of her, Miss Himemiya. Anshi> [BLUSH] Errr...hai. Akio> [wicked grin] Do you have any...piercings, Utena? Rings of any sort? Utena> [flinch, hides her ring hand behind her back] N..no! Of course not! Akio> [tch-tching] Oh, well...and you? [He stares down Anshi] Anshi> [very paranoid] N-no, me neither. [Touga, Nanami, and Wakaba enter] Touga> Everything is in readiness, master. We merely await your...word. Akio> [chuckle, grabs Touga's ass as he walks by] Tonight, my ubersexual students, you are about to witness a revolution in biochemical research...and paradise will soon be mine. It was...wonderful the way it happened, suddenly you arch your back...and all the feelings fall into place. The answer was there all the time, all it took was a huge orgasm to make it happen... [He grins, Utena and Anshi *blanch*] An ORGASM! Nanami and Wakaba> An orgasm! [Almost reverently] Akio> [wrings hands in joy] And that's how I discovered the secret, that elusive ingredient, that SPARK that is the breath of life...Yes, I have that knowledge. [Satisfied grin] I know the secret...to life...itself! You are fortunate! For tonight is the night that my beautiful creature...is destined...to be FUCKED! [Nanami and Wakaba take off the lab coat and whip the cover off the tank: it is spherical instead of the rectangular one used in the movie, and is gilded in silver and gold...like Dios' ball. Akio is dressed in Anshi's Rose Bride gown] Akio> Up now! Throw open the switches on the oral oscillator...and set the reactor power [dramatic posing, this is very erotic for Akio, which says a lot] THREE MORE ORGASMS! [As he says this, certain fluids drip from the nozzles overhead into the tank. You can use your imagination for that. Utena and Anshi are suitably horrified but, in human fashion, fascinated as well. Eventually, there are gutteral sounds from inside the tank. The students on the balcony are watching with opera glasses and making EXTREMELY orgasmic noises] Akio> Oh, DIOS! [Equally orgasmic] [Out of the tank, in full prince regalia, steps Dios...he is much more gallant than Rocky would be, but equally moronic] THE SWORD OF DIOS (was: THE SWORD OF DAMOCLES) Dios> The sword of Dios is hanging over my head... And I've got the feeling someone's gonna get possessed! Oh, duels are a misery! Oh, can't you see, that I'm at the start of a pretty big orgy. I woke up in this castle and then I fell on my head! [In this song, 'Chorus' refers to the students singing backup] Chorus> That ain't no shame! Dios> Everything was upside down and I wondered if I was dead! Chorus> That ain't no shame! Dios> High...is low, I'm all dressed up, now where should I go? And all I know is I'm at the start of a pretty big orgy. Chorus> Sha-la-la-la that ain't no shame! [All this time, Akio (in the Bride gown) is running around, trying to catch Dios, who continues to evade him through superior athleticism] Dios> Oh ho no no! Chorus> Sha-la-la-la that ain't no shame! Dios> Oh ho no no! Chorus> Sha-la-la-la that ain't no shame! Dios> Oh ho no no! Chorus> Sha-la-la-la that ain't no shame! Dios> Oh ho no no! The Sword of Dios is hanging over my head! Chorus> That ain't no shame! Akio> [Dispassionate] Well, *really* Dios> And I've got the feeling someone's going to get possessed. Chorus> Sha-la-la-la that ain't no shame! Dios> Oh no no no! Chorus> Sha-la-la-la that ain't no shame! Dios> Oh no no no! Chorus> Sha-la-la-la that ain't no shame! [Repeat to end of song] [At the end of the song, Dios is carefully perched atop his original "tank"; Akio is across the room looking for him. Akio> Well, really! That's no way to behave on the first day of the revolution! Dios> [looks sad, forlorn; doesn't say a damn thing though] Akio> [grin] But since you're such a lovely prince, I am prepared to...[yet another sensual pause] forgive you. Dios> [smiles stupidly. Has no idea what he's getting into. The audience claps for him.] Akio> Oh, success is almost as good as sex. Touga> He's a credit to your horniness, master. Akio> Yes. [Deep breath] Nanami> A triumph of your will. Akio> Oh yes. [Orgasmic] Wakaba> He's alright. [EXCESSIVELY anti-climactic, but Wakaba is totally oblivious to that fact] Akio> [Blinks, then slides over to Wakaba and grabs her forcefully...but this IS Akio; it's more of a grope than a grab, really. The whole scene is laced with intercourse metaphor] Alright? ALRIGHT? I think we can do...BETTER...than alright. Feh. [Wakaba is shivering from being touched so; when he lets her go she drops to the floor with hearts in her eyes.] Well, Ten'jou, Anshi...what do you think of him? Anshi> [Blush] He seems a bit too quiet for me. Akio> I didn't make him... for YOU! [A bit disgusted] He carries the Ends of the Earth seal of approval! I CAN MAKE YOU A PRINCE (was: I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN, PART 1) Akio> A duellist...weighing 98 pounds, Will get his rose cut off, When duelled to the ground. And soon, in the gym, Swinging a sword with a determined chin... Will make him glisten! And gleam! And with massage, and just a little bit of...cream... He'll be skilled...and quite keen! He'll be a strong man...oh, honey! Akio/Chorus> But the WROOOOOOONG man... Akio> He'll learn riposting, and slashing, and proper grip... Try to learn all the moves, not to make any slips... Then I found it, and I haven't been the same since.. In just seven days... Akio/Chorus> I can make you...a pri-i-i-i-iiince! Akio> He'll have tan skin, hair of violet, and the body of a king! I'm very... thorough, I won't forget a thing. I understand now, and I'm not the same since... In just seven days... Akio/Chorus> I can make you...a pri-i-i-i-iiince! [At this point, Akio has made his way down to the door in red marked 'Frozen Jerk Storage: Do Not Open Until Revolution', and bumps it by accident...of course, who should emerge but Sayonji, filling in for Meatloaf...] Wakaba> SAYONJI-SAMA! BISHOUNEN ROLE (was: HOT PATOOTIE, BLESS MY SOUL) Sayonji> Whatever happened to the Three Lights? Dressed up in leather that's incredibly tight! It don't seem the same since Kamui died, His beauty was divine, it made me lose my mi-i-ind! I used to look in the CLAMP manga, For men with huge eyes, "Bishounen da!" Then the shoujo started comin' and the men followed too I went for the ride, WOO, now I've lost my mind! Hot patootie, bless my soul! I really love my bishounen role! Hot patootie, bless my soul! I really love my bishounen role! Hot patootie, bless my soul! I really love my bishounen role! Hot patootie, bless my soul! I really love my bishounen role! Now we're all in shoujo series, girls all around, The ones with big eyes and small mouths now run the town. The men are just supporting and the women get swords And fawn for the protagonist all the time! I want the days when we ruled the show, The women used to drape on us and that's when we'd know That we were all the rage and women swooned all the time, This song is rather vapid, but I made it rhyme! Repeat x12 (!) Hot patootie, bless my soul! I really love my bishounen role! [Of course, all the insanity Eddy causes in the real movie, Sayonji does here. The entire THING is overtly sexual; he's been in a freezer all this time and god only knows what he's been up to. Wakaba of course is his focus of attention but he's on everyone. Akio, of course, HATES this and locks Dios in the elevator to keep him from seeing it, before chasing Sayonji back into the freezer and hacking to death with a nearby sword. Wakaba is horrified by this; however, the rest of the place CHEERS loudly when they realize what Akio's done] Akio> One from the vaults. [sensual laugh] Dios> [Obviously horrified] Ugh... Akio> [Crossing to elevator and opening] Oh, Oji-sama...don't be angry with me. It was a mercy killing! He had a little bit of charm, but you know my motto...love 'em and leave em. [Dios grins and strikes a very dramatic pose; this sends Akio into a fit of laughter as he throws his head back] I CAN MAKE YOU A PRINCE (Part 2) Akio> But a duellist...with no courage, In my bed, he won't...flourish! Makes me, OOOOOOH!, shake! Makes me wanna grab 'em all and show 'em what I've learned since... Akio/Chorus> In just seven days...I can make you a Pri-i-i-i-iince! Akio> I don't want no dissention...just a horny revolution! Anshi> [chiming in] My Victor won't flinch! Akio> In just seven days...I can make you a prince! Dig it...if you can! In just seven days...I can make you...a pri-i-i-i-ince! [Commence wedding march!] Students> Fuck 'em, fuck 'em, rah-rah-rah! [Repeat until Akio and Dios are out of sight] [Quick cut to Juri] Juri> There are those that say that life is an illusion, and that reality is but a figment of the imagination. If this is so, then Tenjou and Anshi are quite safe. However, the sudden departure of their host and his...creation...into the seclusion of his observatory had left them both feeling rather...hot and bothered, a feeling that grew as the guests departed and they were shown to seperate rooms... [Touga and Nanami each show Utena and Anshi to seperate rooms; Utena's has a theme of blue camera color with white roses; Anshi's is pinkish with red roses. After a while, there's a knock on Anshi's door.] Anshi> Dare desuka? Who is it? [Yes, it's redundant. It's fanfic. Suffer.] Utena's Voice> It's only me, Himemiya. Anshi> Oh! Come in, Utena-sama. [A figure of Utena's silhouette walks in and crawls into bed with Anshi. Anshi, who's been WAITING for this, is ecstatic...s'pecially when Utena's form starts the Holy Laying on of Hands (tm)...] Anshi> Oh, Utena-sama, yes...demo, what if...those weird guests... Utena's Voice> Shh, it's alright, Himemiya, everything's going to be fine. Your prince is here. Anshi> Oh, I hope so, Utena-sama...oh...EEEEK! It's YOU! Akio> [We know it's Akio now instead of Utena] I'm afraid so, Miss Himemiya. But isn't it NICE? Anshi> [Equally horrified and titillated] Oh you beast! You monster! Utena-sama...what have you done with Utena-sama. Akio> Nothing yet. [slight giggle] Why, is she worth it? Anshi> You tricked me! I'd never have...errr...I, uh... Akio> Of course not. [grin] But it isn't all bad, is it? I think you actually wanted it. Quite...a...bit. Anshi> No, dameyo, stop it! Help! Utena-samaaaaaa...[goes from desperate to orgasmic which each saying of Utena's name] Akio> Shhh, I'm certain she's alseep. Besides, haven't you dreamed about her...like THIS?! [Take the kinkiest pose in the Kama Sutra. Double it. This is the position the silhouettes are in.] Anshi> Oh, it's awful...you're...some kind of demon! You're to blame...I was saving myself... Akio> Oh, honey, I doubt you're spent yet. Anshi> [timid] Promise you won't tell Utena-sama? [She's slowly relenting] Akio> Cross my heart and hope to die... [Of course, they fuck like crazed weasels. Meanwhile, Touga is up in the Bridal Suite where Dios is sleeping on the HUGE bed. He approaches Dios and shakes a candleabra at him, trying to scare him. Dios, being a good little phobic, freaks and runs off. Of course, this is an excellent opportunity for Akio to crossdress again and get some more going on. ;)] Anshi's Voice> Utena-sama? Utena-sama! [Desperate and scared] Oh, thank Dios it's you. Oh, Utena-sama, this place is scary, we'll lose our minds! Utena> [Blink] Don't worry, Himemiya. I'll protect you and soon we'll be out of here and back to normal at Ohtori. [Rimshot! Mwahaha.] [Of course, Anshi's silhouette climbs into bed with Utena, who scuttles back a bit. She's not 100% about this situation...] Anshi?> Oh, Utena-sama. You're so strong and protective. Utena> Himemiya! Oi, Hime...miya... [she actually likes it a little bit...but of course she accidentally pulls off Akio's 'disguise'...] It's YOU! Akio> I'm afraid so, Utena. But isn't it NICE? Utena> Hey! [batbats at Akio] What have you done with Himemiya? Akio> [Innocently] Nothing. Why, do you think I should? Utena> You tricked me! I'm not a lesbian, god damnit...I woulda never... Akio> Oh yes, I know. But...it's not all bad, is it? Considering I'm not exactly a...LESBIAN either... Utena> [Taken aback, but entranced, and starts moaning] No, you're NOT... Akio> [grinning, though it can't be seen] Ah, such a princess... Utena> Stop it stop it dame dame DAME! Oh, HIMEMIYA! HIMEMIYA! Akio> Shhh, there there...Anshi's probably asleep by now. Besides...do you want her to see you like...THIS? [Outrageous sexual posture indicated by silhouettes] Utena> No! It's not supposed to be like this. It's your fault, you're to blame...I thought this might be it... Akio> Oh come on, Utena...admit it. You liked it, didn't you? It's not a crime to give yourself over to me...to be a princess, utena. We've wasted so much time already...no one will ever know. Utena> Promise you won't tell? [Very little-girlish] Akio> On my sister's grave.... [BEEEP BEEEP BEEP! The intercom thingy flashes, and we get a distorted B&W pic of Touga] Touga> Master, the Prince has broken his chains and vanished. He's loose somewhere in the REAL world. Nanami has released the dogs... Akio> [Annoyed] COMING! [In the meantime, Anshi has been wandering around the Illusionary Castle in a forlorn state, worried about what she just did...] Anshi> Oh, Utena-sama...my prince, how could I have done this to you? Oh, if only we hadn't climbed that caracole...if only our bikes were still okay...if only we were back in Ohtori, with SANE persons! Oh, Utena-sama...what have they done with you...? [Of course, she accidentally flicks a monitor switch and it pops up conveniently to a view of Akio and Utena's silhouettes in a silk-draped bed, the bodies hidden from view.] Anshi> Oh, Utena-sama! How could you? I thought you loved ME... [Dios wanders into the shot, the whole immaculate duellist uniform somewhat torn and stained from being chased by the hounds. Anshi blinks and runs over to him.] Anshi> Oh, you're hurt! Did they do this to you, oji-sama? I'll dress your wounds...there, that's a little better... [Flip to Juri, lounging in her study. She throws a dart at a dartboard with Shiori's picture on it, then turns to camera] Juri> Emotion, agitation, or disturbance of the mind...vehement or excited state. It is also a powerful and irrational master...and from what Nanami and Wakaba eagerly viewed on their television monitor there seemed little doubt that Himemiya was indeed its slave... [Pan to shot of Nanami and Wakaba in their room, watching the goings on in the Planetarium via security camera on their TV. Wakaba is of course wearing Mickey Mouse ears.] Nanami and Wakaba> Tell us about it, Anshi... FUCK-A FUCK-A FUCK-A FUCK ME (was TOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH ME) Anshi> I was feeling done in...couldn't win... I'd only ever kissed before... Wakaba> You mean she? Nanami> Uh huh. Janet> I thought there's no use pushing... She'd have to be quite willing... She'd learn in time to love me And, God willing... Now all I want to know...is how men go... I've tasted blood and I want more! Nanami/Wakaba> More...more...more Anshi> I'll put up no resistance, For you I'll go the distance... Utena won't love me tender, So let's get busy... Fuck-a fuck-a fuck-a fuck me! Utena's too busy! Thrill me chill me fulfill me, Utena won't tonight! She would always pose...with that rose... Her breasts would waver up and down! Nanami/Wakaba> Down, down, down! Anshi> But she's not that type...I wished she was a dyke... Now I don't give a damn, I need a man! Oh! [Of course, Anshi and Dios have been very...blatantly erotic during this scene, as per the movie] Wakaba> Fuck-a fuck-a fuck-a fuck me! Nanami> Utena's too busy! Wakaba> Thrill me chill me fulfill me... Nanami> No lesbians tonight! Anshi> Fuck-a fuck-a fuck-a fuck me, Utena's too busy! Thrill me chill me fulfill me, I need a Prince tonight! [The next part of the song deviates somewhat from the musical, but I think is a nice examination of characters.] Dios> Prince in the night? Utena> I'm not a lesbian! Akio> Who needs princes? Gimmie some sugar. Nanami> Oniisama! Touga> Nanami, that's sick. Wakaba> Utena! Utena! Utena-samaaaaaaa! Dios> Where's my ball? Anshi> Fuck me tonight! OH! [Of course, zoom out on that and circle in on Akio giving Touga a MUCH DESERVED beating! Utena stands nearby and of course is looking appropriately distraught.] Touga> Oww! (More noises of pain, etc.) Mercy, Rijichou! Akio> How did it happen? I understood you were watching... Touga> I was only away for a moment...master. Akio> [bored with whipping] Fine. See if you can find him on the cameras. Touga> [Looks on monitor] Master...we have a visitor. Utena> Oi, Miki! [Collects herself] That's Kaoru Miki, a genius! Touga> You know this...person? Utena> [A bit taken aback by Touga's tone of voice] Hai...he's a student at my school, Ohtori Gakuen. A friend of mine. Akio> [Taken aback] I see...so this wasn't a chance meeting. You weren't here for the revolution...you had a DIFFERENT purpose! Utena> Ano na! I told you our bikes broke. I was telling the truth! Akio> I know what you TOLD me. But this...Kaoru Miki, his name is not unknown to me. Utena> Errrr. He's just a high school student. Akio> And a genius! Probably working for the government, investigating stories about this place! The X-FILES or something. Doesn't he, Ten'jou-kun? Utena> Ano na. That's ridiculous. Touga> The intruder is entering the castle, master... Akio> He'll probably be entering...the Rose Garden. Shall we inquire of him in person? [Of course, Akio switches on some ridiculous device on the planetarium projector or whatever that guides Miki to the observatory in a ridiculously humorous fashion which I am currently too ill to think of.] Utena> Miki-kun! Miki> We meet at last, Rijichou! Utena> [Blink] Oi, Miki-kun! Miki> Utena-sempai? What are you doing here? Akio> Don't be coy, Kaoru-kun. You know perfectly well what she's doing here. It was part of your plan, wasn't it? That she and her "Rose Bride" would come here, discover my plans...unfortunately, Kaoru Miki, your plan has failed. Utena-kun was most...adaptable. [Utena blushes FURIOUSLY] Miki> Ano na. Utena-sempai's presence here is a complete surprise. I actually came looking for Sayonji-sempai. Utena> Sayonji! That jerk...but I've seen him, Miki-kun! Akio> What do YOU know of that green-haired freak, Kaoru-kun? Miki> I happen to know a lot of things, thank you. Sayonji was the student council vice president of my school. [Of course, now Anshi and Dios make their appearance from a dark and hidden corner of the observatory.] [Prepare...for the Utena Mouseketeer Role Call!] Utena> Miki-kun... Anshi> Ah! Miki> Himemiya?! Anshi> Miki-kun?! Utena> Himemiya! Anshi> Utena-sama? Akio> Oji-sama! Miki> Himemiya... [Meaningful glance] Anshi> Miki-kun... [Embarassed return of meaningful glance] Utena> Oi, HIMEMIYA! [Trying to get her attention] Anshi> Utena-sama! [Embarassed again] Akio> Oh, oji-sama... [chasing him around again] Miki> Himemiya...? [Confused now] Anshi> Aaaaaaagh! [Equally confused] Utena> Himemiya? [A bit taken aback; it's sinking in now] Anshi> Utena-sama... [She's ready to cry, now.] Akio> Oh, DIOS! [End Rolecall sequence.] Akio> Listen to me, Dios...I made you, and I can break you just as easy! [There is an INCREDIBLY loud *GONG* noise followed by an equally loud "OOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOO!"] Nanami> [Arriving on upper balcony] Master! Dinner is prepared! Akio> Excellent. [He glances around] Under the circumstances, formal dress is OPTIONAL. [Circle out, then circle in on Juri playing darts (picture of Shiroi and Ruka on the board, natch) and having a snack.] Juri> Food has always played a vital role in life's rituals. The breaking of the bread, the last meal of the condemned man, and now this meal. However informal it might appear, you can be sure that there was to be little bonhommie. [Meanwhile, people are seated in the dining room (which looks surprisingly like the dining room of the South Dorm where Anshi and Utena live). Akio removes the Electric Carving Knife of Dios from Anshi's chest, then proceeds to carve the meat with it. Wine is poured.] Akio> A toast...to absent friends... All> [Varying levels of enthusiasm] To absent friends... Akio> And to Dios, and the revolution. [A chorus of Happy Birthday starts but Akio cuts it off before the end testily.] Shall we? Miki> [Testily also] I thought we could discuss Sayonji-sempai now. Wakaba> [Dreamy] Sayonji-sama! [Akio threatens her with the knife, she backs away] Akio> That's a rather...tender subject. [Deliciously evil grin, weighty pause] Another slice, anyone? Wakaba> [Turns green] Excuse me. [Runs offstage, then SCREAMS] Miki> I knew he was in with a bad crowd, but it was worse than I imagined...cannibals! Dios> Eh? [Yet more compelling dialogue from the Prince. -.-] Utena> Miki-kun?! Akio> Oh, do go on, Miki-kun. Or should I say, Kaoru-sensei! Utena> Ano na! What are you trying to say? Miki> Daijobu, Utena-sempai. Utena> Miki-kun... SAYONJI (was: EDDY) Miki> From the day he was elected... He was trouble. He was the thorn... In the Council's side. We tried in vain... [Cut to Juri] Juri> But he never caused us nothing but shame. [Cut back to Miki] Miki> He left school the day she won. From the day she won the Bride... All he wanted... Was her head on a plate... And Anshi back. Training like mad... [Cut to Juri] Juri> He was an arrogant, possessive cad! [Back to Miki] Miki> And none of us could ever change his mind! Chorus> When Utena won he went a little crazy And hasn't been alright since. But when he ran into the night, we knew it wouldn't work... Akio> What a jerk! Anshi> Makes you think... Miki> And I did. Wakaba> Everybody duelled him... I always, always loved him... I said, hey listen to me Try me! You don't need Anshi... But he ran away and now he's just red meat! Miki> I bet he was drawn... Into something Making him warn... Us in a note that reads... Chorus> What's it say, what's it say? Sayonji's Voice> I'm having lots of sex... Oh hurry, or I might be next... They mustn't carry out their evil deeds! (Scream) Chorus> When Utena won he went a little crazy And hasn't been alright since. But when he ran into the night, we knew it wouldn't work... Akio> What a jerk. Anshi> Makes you think. Miki> And I did. Chorus> When Utena won he went a little crazy And hasn't been alright since. But when he ran into the night, we knew it wouldn't work... Akio> What a jerk. Chorus> Whoa whoa whoa... Anshi> Makes you think... Chorus> Hey hey heeeey... Miki> And...I did. Chorus> Sayonjiiii... [fade out song] [Frank reveals the corpse of Sayonji in the table, which of course sends the room into a panic, especially Wakaba and the delicate (heh) Anshi who latches onto Dios, which of course makes Utena look at her sideways, etc.] Akio> Oji-sama! How could you? [slaps Anshi] [General mayhem ensues as Akio chases Anshi around the mansion toward the Observatory. Touga and Nanami stand in the dining room and Nanami LAUGHS insanely until Touga tells her to "Shut up!"] ROSE BRIDE (was: BETTER WISE UP, JANET WEIS) [Song is delivered on the run as he chases Anshi up the stairs, etc., with the cast following in an excessively weird chase scene] Akio> I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice... Himemiya Anshi...you're the Bride. You've got not right...to steal my guy... Himemiya Anshi...you're the Bride! I've set the plans...now do your work! You've got a job to do...the Victor owns you! When we made it, it didn't mean a thing! You think you're free? Take my advice... Himemiya Anshi...you're the Bride. The transducer will seduce ya! [The chase has ended in the Observatory, where Akio stands near a switch with a grin, throwing it once at the end of the song.] Anshi> My feet! I can't move my feet! Miki> Ano na! I can't move mine either! [Sorry. Miki in a wheelchair seemed...really WEIRD to me for some reason...] Utena> It's like we're glued to the spot! Akio> You are! So quake with fear, you little brats! Anshi> We're trapped! Akio> Oh, YOU should be used to it! [Anshi blushes crimson] Besides, a mental mindfuck can be...niiiiiice. Miki> You won't find Earth people as easy as you imagine! I suppose this transducer...it's some kind of audio-vibratory orgasmic-powered hypnotic device? Utena> Errr...in English, please? Miki> In layman's terms, it's a psychic vibrator intent on enslaving mankind through sex. Something the Seitokai feared was being used at Ohtori...we'd been secretly investigating it. But it appears the Rijichou has perfected it on his own... Anshi> You mean he's going to enslave us through sex? Akio> Fuck it [drum shot] Like it! [drum shot] Anshi! I got a surprise for ya, tell ya twice... Himemiya Anshi...you're the Bride. Now I'll hypnotize ya... [Akio threatens the quivering Anshi with a hyper-scientific...well, vibrator, basically.] [Cut to Juri] Juri> And then she cried out! Anshi> Yamete! Akio> Don't get hot and flustered! Let's...add in some custard! [Produces bowl of Cool Whip] Utena> Now hold on, we don't do that on our show...Rijichou! [Akio sighs and throws the switch on the "Medusa", turning Utena a stone statue as per the movie scene] Miki> Now hold on, we don't do that on our show...Rijichou! [Miki gets the treatment too.] Anshi> Now hold on...! [Akio yawns and freezes Anshi too.] Wakaba> [In total disbelief] My God! I can't take any more of this! First you spurn me for Sayonji-sama, then you throw him off like an old condom for Dios! You fuck people hard then you throw hem away. I loved you, you hear me? And what did it get me? A stupid bit part, that's what! You're like a sponge...you suck, suck, suck, drain others of their love and emotion. Yeah, well, I've had enough! Choose between me and Dios, you son of a bitch! [Wakaba gets frozen also. Dios seems about to do something also, then gets frozen too.] Akio> It's not easy being the life of the party...even smiling makes my face ache. And my students turn on me. Dios's behaving just like the rest of them. You think I made a mistake, splitting up Anshi's soul like this? Nanami> [BORED!] Ah, I grow weary of this place. When shall we return to Ohtori, huh? Akio> Nanami-kun, I am indeed grateful to both you and your brother Touga. You have both served me well...Loyalty such as yours won't go unrewarded. You'll discover that when the mood strikes me I can be quite...[sensual pause] generous. Nanami> Ooohohohoho! I ask for nothing! Akio> [Annoyed] And you shall receive it...in abundance! Come, we are ready for the floor show. [Circle out, then circle in on Juri. She's holding a voodoo doll with a striking resemblence to Shiori.] Juri> And so, by some extraordinary coincidence, Fate, it seemed had decided that Ten'jou and Anshi should keep that hope of running into someone from home, Kaoru Miki-kun. But it was to be in a situation which none of them would have possibly forseen. And just a few hours after being in such a happy state of mind, Brad and Janet had both tasted...forbidden fruit. This in itself was proof that their host was a man of little morals...and some persuasion. What further indignities were they to be subjected to? And what of the floor show that is spoken of? In an empty house? In the middle of the night? What diabolical, sexual plan had Akio's crazed libido created? What indeed? From what had gone on before, it was clear that this was to be no picnic... [Cut in to the four statues lined up on a stage, dressed in the same kind of teddy Akio was wearing during "Sweet Rijichou". Now, for the coup de grace of the original Rocky Movie and the most difficult part to adapt...] REVOLUTIONIZE MY WORLD SEQUENCE (was: ROSE TINT MY WORLD SEQUENCE) PART 1: FLOOR SHOW [Akio runs around making preparations, finally finishing and throwing the switch, unfreezing Wakaba, who starts to sing:] Wakaba> It was great when it all began, The school was wacky but it wasn't that bad, But it was over when I found they had A duelling forest out behind the shed... Now the only thing that gives me hope Is Sayonji, that bishounen dope.. Revolutonize my world, keep me safe from the duelling blade. [Dios unfreezes] Dios> I'm the paragon of all the men, The Prince they imagine when they duel and try to win the Bride Full of honor and full of pride... But the problem is Utena can't be me... Because she lacks her own peepee... Revolutionize my world, get me out of this floating place. [Unfreeze Utena] Utena> It's quite looney; HELP me, Anshi! I won you, now you see life's hell every day! All I wanted to be was a Prince for all the ladies! Who needs a weewee? Damnit! I hate men! [Unfreeze Anshi] Anshi> I just property...there's no free will for me! The Rose Bride is what I'll be until a Prince appears! The Duel Game is fighting onward, a new Victor we need! I pray for Utena-sama...she's the most sincere... PART 2: IT'S SHOUJO (was: DON'T DREAM IT) [Akio ascends in all his glory, in the same teddy as the others, who fawn over him as he sings, under a single spotlight.] Akio> Whatever happened...to Sailor Moon? That ugly-ass odangoed...hair. And the Miracle Girls, With their psi and curls... Those were the pretty girl days... Give yourself over...to big eyes and small mouths. Watch 15 year olds change the very world! Transformation sequences beyond any measure... And people who are 90% leg...forever... Can't you just see it? Oh, oh, ooooooh... Don't fight it...it's shoujo... (Repeat x4) Chorus> Don't fight it...it's shoujo... (Repeat x4) [In the midst of the chanting, Miki unfreezes backstage, blithely unaware of the fact that he's dressed up in Sailor Mercury's fuku.] Miki> Oi! We've got to get out of this place before these lyrics...sap our wits! I've got to be strong, and try to hang on...or else my mind may well...[he sees what he's wearing] SNAP! And I'll be a giiiiiiiiiiirl! [Poses in the fuku, overcome by the song] Utena> Of course I'm macho...I'm the hero! Anshi> God bless BePapas and CLAMP! PART 3: WILD AND HORNY THING (was: WILD AND UNTAMED THING) [Akio goes Motown!] Akio> My my my, my my my my my! My my my my...my my! I'm a wild and a horny thing! I'll fuck most anything! I'll never wear a wedding ring! In bed oh baby I'm the king! So let the orgy and the sounds rock on, We'll fuck like crazed weasels well past dawn! Revolutionize my world, we'll do it over and over again! Chorus> We're wild and shoujo things! We're in a series where women are kings! Our legs are as long as anything! Romance and courage are our main themes! So let the series go on and on! We'll transform and then party down! Revolutionize our world, Ikuhara's a hell of a man! [At this point, Touga and Nanami in Duel Uniforms and with Touga pointing that godawful laser trident thingy make their entrance at the back of the theatre.] Touga> Now, Rijichou, it's all over! Your mission is a failure, Your fucking's too extreme! I'm the new Rijichou, You are now my prisoner! We return to planet Ohtori... Prepare the transit beeeeeeeeeam! Akio> [Taken aback. Touga's never actually disobeyed before] Wait! I can explain! I'M GOING HOME (Same title) Akio> On the day I went away... Chorus> Goodbye... Akio> Was all I had to say... Chorus> Now I... Akio> I want to come again, to stay. Chorus> Oh, my, my... Akio> I was the devil for a day... But I've seen...blue skies! And though there's people I've terrorized... I'm going home. Chorus> I'm going home. Akio> Everywhere it's been the same... Chorus> Feeling... Akio> Like I'm outside, in the rain... Chorus> Wheeling... Akio> Free, to try and find a game... Chorus> Dealing... Akio> Cards for sorrow, cards for pain! Cause I've seen, oh, blue skies! And though there's people I've terrorized... I realize, I'm going home... All> I'm going home... (Repeat x3) [A long pause.] Nanami> [yawns] How sentimental. Touga> And presumptious. For you see, when I said WE were to return to Ohtori I referred only to Nanami and myself. I'm sorry if you found that misleading...but you, Abraxas, will remain here...in spirit, anyway. Miki> Be careful, Sailor Soldiers! He's got a laser! [The ENTIRE ROOM sweatbeads, including Miki] Touga> Indeed, it is a laser. A laser capable of emitting a beam of pure anti-orgasm. Utena> But that'd kill him! What'd he do? Miki> Utena-sempai, you saw what happened to Sayonji-sempai. We must protect society. Touga> Exactly, Amiki-kun. And now, Rijichou, your time has come. Say goodbye to all of...THIS...and hello to oblivion. [Wakaba doesn't take all this very well and screams; Touga gets annoyed and shoots her. Akio goes a bit berserk at that and starts edging backwards, then gets zapped as well, and crumples. Everyone gasps of course, except for Dios who runs over and shields Akio with his body. Touga zaps Dios repeatedly but the beam just bounces off the first few times, until he too succumbs and falls on top of Akio.] Anshi> [horrified] ...You killed them! Nanami> But I thought you liked them, oniisama. They liked you. Touga> [defiantly, but not as insanely as Riff in the film] They didn't like me. They were only using me for my body. Miki> [Trying without succuess to get out of the fuku] You did the right thing, Seitokaichou. Touga> A decision had to be made. Miki> [Struggling] You did the right thing, Touga-sempai. Touga> I'm terribly sorry about the matter with the Vice President. Miki> [Falls out of the fuku with a loud WHUMP, but ends up dressed in Mizuno Ami's school fuku anyhow. He mumbles.] Sayonji-sempai? Well, he wasn't all that well liked anyhow. Touga> You all should leave now while you can. We will soon beam the entire castle to the planet Ohtori in the galaxy of Shoujovania. Go. [Utena, Anshi, and Miki hesitate]. NOW. [Utena, Anshi, and Miki scurry out the door, and Nanami and Touga embrace as the entire Illusionary Castle starts to shake.] Touga> Our mission is completed, my most lovely sister, and soon we shall return to... [They engage in "elbow sex", as RHPS fans call it, while the castle disappears, leaving Utena, Anshi, and Miki on the roadside near their bikes.] SHOUJO HEROES (was: SUPER HEROES) Utena> I've done a lot, God knows I've tried... To find the truth. I've almost died... But all I know is deep inside... Chorus> I'm laughing... Anshi> And shoujo heroes come to the feast, To test their might against the weekly beast And all I know is that from week to week... Chorus> We're winning... [The camera does a very surreal spin away, eventually resolving into the lighted globe on Juri's desk.] Juri> And fighting in silly clothes, Some girls...called shoujo heroes... Mostly leg, and fair of face... But winning... [Camera eventually pans out, darkness going around until only the blue and orange lights of the globe are visible.] Entire Cast> Winning... [Fade to black. Fade up on the lips from the opening, frozen, which then go color and begin to sing.] SCIENCE FICTION DUELLIST FEATURE - REPRISE (was: SCIENCE FICTION DOUBLE FEATURE - REPRISE) Usherette: Science Fiction Duellist Feature... The Rijichou fucked... and lost his creature... Real life has caught up with Ten'jou and Anshi... And all the supporting cast... Is at the cast party... Whoa oh oh oh...ohhhhhh... At the late night...Akio Horror...Picture show... I want to go. Oh, ohhhhh.... To the late night...Akio Horror... Pic-ture...shooooooow... [Fade to black.]